Thursday, May 3, 2007

MSdlS 14 SWofW

INFART-UTFART-FART

All across Sweden you will see these little signs with "Utfart" or "Infart" written on them. As you know that Swedes are a very polite, a very liberal and a very organised society. So they have set up special zones in which people can, hum, relieve themselves of their bodily gases in public. Yes, they have flatuence friendly zones inside and outside.

They are set up in restaurants, malls, concert halls, rest homes. Even churches. Almost everywhere. Nice, well ventilated areas in which one may pass wind to one's heart delight without ever having that scornful look from little old ladies for when nature does what comes naturally.

Yes, even you.......(giggle)

I can't do it. It's not true. It's actually traffic signs. "infart" means entrance and " utfart" means exit. They are posted in parkings and doors all over the place. And oddly enough "Fart" means speed which is something one uses to get away when when one does so.....

Ah! Body function humor, how I love it so.....

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Infart-Utfart-Fart

Malheureusement, les z'amis, le texte que j'ai écrit est vachement pissant en Anglais mais ne ce traduit gere en français a cause du jeu de mots du mot "fart", qui veux dire un "pet" en Anglais. Mais allez le lire quand meme.

"Infart" veut dire une acces d'entrée, "utfart" veut dire une sortie. Ils sont des panneaux de circulation poster dans les stationnement et édifices a travers le pays.

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