See ya!

Midsommar after!

Drunken disorder plagues Midsummer

Midsummer celebrations were typified by drunken revelry, fighting, assault, drink driving, an alleged rape and three shootings. Calmer than usual, police report.


Love the "Calmer than usual, police report" tag-on right after the big evil headline.......

Midsommar!

Hot chick with a fine pussy....

I love finding my old stuff on lost disks. This is my favorite punny joke that I ever did.

Well I think it's funny!

This is my summer song for 2008!

I HATE AUGUST 13TH!!!!

So!why do i hate August 13th? At least in Sweden?

Well, last Aug. 13th 2007, while walking in the wooded area, I slipped on a pine cone and fell hard on a rock! (As you all know!)I broke the three bones in my right ankle. OUCH! Two weeks in a hospital bed, 2 months stuck in bed/couch and 6 months in rehab. I can walk now but can't run or jump (yet) ;) and have a metal pin with 7 metal screws in my leg (No. they don't set off metal detectors at airports).

And yesterday in class, while the teacher was explaining the end of semester and summer trips, she casually wrote 13/08 on the blackboard. When we ask what that was, she casually said that that was when the next session of lessons started.

AUGUST 13th 2008! W.T.F!?!?!?! Who the hell starts school on the 13th of AUGUST! (SWEDES, apparently) There's still 6! WEEKS!!! of summer!!!! And it's the best part of summer!!! It's the second half! Friends coming for visits, fresh produce for late night BBQ in someones cabin. The lakes finally get warm enough to swim in.

And I have to spend it inside, AGAIN!!!! ARRRRGH!!!!!!

Please excuse my mini vent!! Now I'm back to work!!!!

Musical brain farts!

Musical brain farts.

Let me explain. This is what I call it when for no rational or logical reason some obscure song or bit of music pops into my head or I wake up in the morning with it and usually makes me go : "Where the hell did that one come from!"

It's not a new song that I just heard or one of my all time favs, I mean it's usually songs that I hate, or some TV jingle from my youth or what really perplexes me is when it's a song that I don't really know or am quite indifferent to.

Examples:

"Swollow my Pride" by the Ramones. Much coolness here as I am a big Ramones fan but don't know why I wokre with it in my head this morning.

"Worst things that I can do." from the Grease soundtrack sung by Stockard Channing. I'm not a musical fan.I'm not really much of a Grease fan and haven't listened to the soundtrack or seen the movie in years.

"Gaslight village" theme. This one is out there. I mean Gaslight Village was a an amusement park on the Canadian USA border when I growing up in the 70's ( NO OLD FART JOKES!). It's been close, I believe, for 20 odd years so I don't know where this won came out of!!!!

I keep thinking that my brain is this 70's old school computer with limited data storage space and that brain farts are just useless facts that are being deletd to create space for all the new Swedish words that I am learning.

Oh great....now I got "GAslight Village" stuck in my head again! Oh well gotta go have breakfast.

"Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaslight village! Yesterdays fun todaaaaaaay!!!!!! Dodi-oh do, dodi-oh do, do do!!!!