Wright and Hirst

Today is a day that I truly want to go back to bed on another gray cold, technically summer morning in Sweden.

Because in the span of 5 minutes of waking up I have felt sadness, madness, rage and depression.......

Sadness because I found out that Rick Wright, founding member and keyboardist for Pink Floyd died of cancer yesterday. The man wrote "Us and Them" and "The great gig in the sky" to which the latter song never seemed more approriate than today.....

http://es.youtube.com/watch?v=lBWY3bli92Y.

Genzoman wites it better that I could here:
http://genzoman.deviantart.com/journal/20509280/

Madness because I then read that somebody bought a pickled real-life bull with gold horns and hooves in formaldehyde for $18 million dollars US AND a real life pickle tiger shark for $17.5 million dollars US.

http://www.luxist.com/2008/09/15/hirsts-golden-calf-sells-for-record-breaking-18-million/

Yup! That's nearly THIRTY SIX MILLION DOLLARS for what is basically a sick and perverse lab experiement...

That when RAGE kicked in! THIRTY SIX MILLION DOLLARS people!!! 36!!!!! For what? ART? That's not ART! That's glorified taxidermy!!!

WTF!!!!! C'mon! can you imagine how many arts and education and social programs you could support in poor inner cities with that much cash? Can you imagine how many people you CAN FEED with that money!

You f***ing MORONS!! You spent THIRTY SIX Million DOLLARS on what is bascally picked beef tongue and pickled herring. I can buy a jar of each at the local food market for $5 bucks......

And that's when DEPRESSION hit and I'm going back to bed and hide away from this stupid, stupid world!!!!!

Where's the KABOOM?

"Where's the KA_Boom! There was supposed to be an Earth shattering KABOOM!!!

This makes me angry, very angry indeed!" ;)

Gotta love Marvin the Martian!

Great news page explaining everything:please watch the video
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/main.jhtml?xml=/earth/2008/09/10/scicern210.xml


So the Hadron collider is up and running and , contrary what you read on the news, the first test isn't before the 21 of october...plenty of time to spend that retirement fund "pimp" style, arm yourself with whatever anti demon weapon you think will be appropriate or just keep going about normally. Whatever you think that will happen.....and gets you thru the night.....

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Great hadron jokes so far ( give them the devLOVE, people)
:iconkvakva:...http://kvakva.deviantart.com/art/Collider-Freeman-in-real-life-97549882

:iconjollyjack:...http://jollyjack.deviantart.com/art/Large-Hadron-Collider-97548858

Don't forget! End of the world tomorrow!

Yup! It's true!

The are starting up the Large Hadron Colider! (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Large_Hadron_Collider). Not the small one, not the medium one. the LARGE one.

I guess that means if you are going to work tomorrow, that you should probably bring an umbrella and lunch. cafetria service might be a little iffy with all that chaos and demons and particles mucking about....

SO! I guess this means good bye. Hope you'all had fun vising my site.Guess I 'll see you later in whatever version of heaven you are in.

BTW I will be posting new stuff after the end of the world. Probably thursday or friday.....

Awwww....

Media sure loves Obama...

Why do I think that if the media saw a picture of Obama strolling on a frozen lake that the headlines would say....

"OBAMA WALKS ON WATER!!!!!"

Just wondering aloud, thass all.......

London calling....

(EDIT) This is a long one so just scroll down to the end for the punch line if you saw the closing ceremonies of Beijing games

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So I finally get around to watching the closing ceremonies of Beijings 2008 Olympic games..

After watching amazing choreographed numbers, stunning visuals and amazing fireworks. We are treated to London's invite to their invite to the 2012 London games....

On the big screen we see the worst ever Olympic logo ever designed and then it proceeds to show us a virtual double decker red bus going thru a TRON like version of London....

In the Beijing stadium, appears a real doubledecker rd bus diving around spastic caricatures of Londoners doing their best imitations of a bad Monty Python dance number.(Anybody remember the Fat Boy Slim "Praise You" music video with the bad dance troup in front of a movie theater....kinda reminded me of that but they were being serious....)

When the bus finally stops, the dancers all rush to the door like it's the last lifeboat on the Titanic only to be pushed away when the door opened. In the door there is a pretty young girl.

She walks out and then meets up with her Chinese alter ego from which she receives the gift of a football.

She then proceeds literally to walk on the backs of people on there knees back to the bus. Then embarks back on.

Then from the top of the bus emerges Leona Lewis and Jimmy Page ( LED ZEP!!!) to welcome the people of the world to London with a song. They sing....

"Whole Lotta Love" by Led Zep. Yep. "Whole Lotta love". One of the most carnal, sexually charged song about f***ing in rock and roll history. Err. And this they find an appropriate song of love to the world.

"You need coolin, baby, Im not foolin,
Im gonna send you back to schoolin,
Way down inside honey, you need it,
Im gonna give you my love,
Im gonna give you my love."

What? Seriously! Frankie*s "RELAX", The Beatles "Do it in the road" or Donna Summers "Love to love you baby" were to tame and demure?

And just to make sure that this lame excuse of a presentation ends with confused whimper and not a roar, Beckham appears from the top of the bus. What does he do? He kicks a football (soccer ball) into the crowd. The end. No boom. No bang. Just a ball kicked in a crowd....

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SO!

This is the message the London Olympic 2012 Committee sent the world.

Come to London in 2012! We'll walk all over you, we'll f**k you and we'll kick you in the balls.

WHo the hell did this stupid concept.....

Bloody wankers has my school buddy Paul would say.....

"Tired of all this rain this summer? Then buy a SUNbrella! Why be glum when you can be in the sun! Works on 4 AA bateries and last for days!"

This goes out to all my friends who have had ine of the rainiest summers in 50 years........hope this makes you laugh a bit!